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Florida DJs May Face Felony for April Fools' Water Joke Worse Than Rubio's
The Atlantic Wire.com ^
| 2APR2013
| Alexander Abad-Santos
Posted on 04/04/2013 7:49:13 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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To: kevkrom
The U.S. military, and especially the Navy, conduct a large number of weapons tests involving DHMO.The Chinese have been torturing people with it for centuries.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:27:20 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Jack Hydrazine
Oxidane and hydroxylic acid are also very scary.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:28:41 AM PDT
by
SC DOC
To: Jack Hydrazine
Dihydrogen monoxide is 1,000 times more dangerous than rifles. We need stricter control of dihydrogen monoxide!
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:29:11 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Where's Orson Welles when we need him?
He'd be charged with involuntary manslaughter for his "War of the Worlds" radio show back in 1938. Just think how this would explode today with the internet and social media.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:32:04 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
To: Sacajaweau
The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence has limits.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:40:09 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: CSM
The Army Corps of Engineers has been working to harness dihydrogen monoxide for weapons production for a century.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:40:40 AM PDT
by
WhiskeyX
To: Jack Hydrazine
“Beauty fades, dumb is forever!”
- Judge Judy
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:43:27 AM PDT
by
DustyMoment
(Congress - another name for anti-American criminals!!)
To: ShadowAce
Everyone that has ever had a drink of water has eventually died.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:45:49 AM PDT
by
Pecos
(If more sane people carried guns, fewer crazies would get off a second shot.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
From the article:
Update, Wednesday: St. John and Fish were back on the air Wednesday, and officials with the local health department tell The Atlantic Wire that felony charges are not expected.
Oh well, back to discussing important stuff.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:47:40 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(Free Republic: faster than a speeding bullet!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
I’ve been told that direct inhalation of dihydrogen monoxide for more than 15 minutes is fatal!
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:53:05 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
To: WhiskeyX
What I am most concerned about is the massive amounts of dihydrogen monoxide that our country is using in power generation. What if it gets consumed by our children. I think it’s about time we found a clean source of energy.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:54:12 AM PDT
by
azcap
(Who is John Galt ? www.conservativeshirts.com)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Give me a break. Stupidity has no bounds.
The stupid folks are all pissy they got hoodwinked.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:54:50 AM PDT
by
Vinnie
To: Jack Hydrazine
They would have been fired if they had said “niggardly”....and maybe HUNG.
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posted on
04/04/2013 8:57:40 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: WhiskeyX
I think I just ingested some DHMO, someone help me......
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posted on
04/04/2013 9:15:48 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Ann Archy
The chink in their armor has been discovered!
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posted on
04/04/2013 9:17:35 AM PDT
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CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: CSM
I think I just ingested some DHMO, someone help me...... If INHALED it can be fatal.
In its gaseous state, it can cause severe burns.
In its solid state, it creates dangerous accident hazards.
To: mvpel
DHMO is an important industrial solvent, and is found in much greater than trace amounts in many foods and beverages, especially sugary carbonated drinks. DHMO is also used to fight fires and has agricultural applications.
To: dfwgator
Once you start using it, you’ll die without it.
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posted on
04/04/2013 9:39:52 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
To: kevkrom
Large quantities of DHMO can be detected in autopsies performed all over the world, every day.
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posted on
04/04/2013 9:41:53 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
To: Sacajaweau
I thought it was pretty funny as April Fool’s jokes go. Regulators take themselves way too seriously these days.
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