Furthermore, Ms. Granny by the Lake....I asked husband...you know, just for a second opinion....
“Wouldn’t Jo-Ann (dog’s name) be happy to marry me if I asked her?”
Husband assured me she would.
Consider your own dog....they’d marry you if you asked them...right?
Oh yes, you are on to something here. Especially, since our dogs seem to be female, we would have a two-fer, gay and beastiality marriage. And I could still include my son, right? Feel the love!!!!
From where I sit, my dog already made the choice, and it's a done deal. I'm a bigamist, and not by my own doing.
Right now, the only dog around The Homestead (Been a tough winter for pets, lost both the ancient black lab and her severely height-disadvantaged playmate/hole-digger) is a shepherd/husky mix that's just short of a year old, weighs well over 80 pounds and would pass for a mule deer if only he was brown and had horns.
I can say with great certitude that he would kill or die for everybody in the family, but there's only one of the bunch (#1 grandson) who would even be considered for marriage.
That deal is out, though.
That pup just worships his boy.