Second rule of Dodgeball: You learn to move your ass!
I loved Dodgeball. My elementary teachers always told my parents that I was so smart and polite that it was a joy to have me in their class.
I played them, I guess, because I was a total menace in Dodgeball.
If I hadn't had two hips replaced and didn't have a bad knee, I'd play today! HA on me with new hips and bad knee!
But, I still have sweet Dodgeball memories... <8^)