[E. Pluribus Unum]

Doing the job the US Secret Service refuses to do.

[rlmorel]

Hm. That is going to be a real problem when the cost of entrees goes to $10,800 because of inflation.

[trisham]

I would never eat there.

[Maceman]

With a name like Bob Bacon, I guess he was born to run an eating establishment.

[Political Junkie Too]

"This note is legal tender for all debts public and private... when accompanied by a notorized form IRS-123456(b)"

-PJ

[KirbDog]

Geez just invest a few dollars in some of those counterfeit detection pens. Problem solved.

[barbarianbabs]

I grew up in RI. That state has the lowest mentality on the continent. I had friends in high school that got pregnant to get on welfare. Once preggers the state would give them money for an apartment etc.etc.etc.

[Daffynition]

Mr. Bacon needs to train his cashiers better. If only there was something to easily detect counterfet bills.

[Vince Ferrer]

I object to the racist word "counterfeit." These bills are "undocumented stimulus funds".

[autumnraine]

Don’t they have a little marker that tells them if it’s fake?

[Scrambler Bob]

How about I pay after I see the health records of the cook and kitchen attendants, with recent examinations for all sorts of diseases, notarized by doctor.

Not to mention birth certificate, or green card.

[Rebelbase]

I was at a store a while back when a guy tried to buy $5 worth of stuff with a $100. The manager held it up to the light and said “you’ve got to be kidding me, I can’t believe you tried using this” He handed it back to the customer who walked out the door.