[Red Badger]

Hell, if his bank account was big enough I might even marry the old geezer! I can get therapy really cheap...........

[Kenny Bunk]

Fire up the ole Peugeot Diesel and head for the dear olde KSA. This overseas marriage deal is actually a KSA Government funded initiative. The Saudis are now so inbred that they are starting to look like the extras in "Star Wars." Birth defects are outa sight! And expensive. So true of Muslims everywhere, they're maybe finally getting the genetic mix and match message.

Best deal for your hot-blooded livestock lover with a high-speed connection: tall Bosnian Blonde, Cute li'l Tutkette, Big sexy Albanian Va-Va-Va Voom, and they're even sort of Muslim! Buy me one, Dad!

However it's a tough sell, with the abbaya and the no driving. Howya gonna keep'em in Riyadh after they've seen Tirana?