“Well, are they assault sodas?”
Depends... does the soda come in a scary-looking plastic bottle?
And while we’re at it, we should ban high-capacity soda containers. 16oz is all anyone would ever need; just ask Mayor Bloominidiot.
“Depends... does the soda come in a scary-looking plastic bottle?
And while we’re at it, we should ban high-capacity soda containers. 16oz is all anyone would ever need; just ask Mayor Bloominidiot.”
Sodas in black bottles are more lethal, of course. Especially if they have collapsible necks and hand grips.