[Veto!]

The special security team must have picked up on him as he entered the station and walked up the stairs, Jones says. Little did he know a nuclear stress test he had at a hospital earlier in the day had set off silent alarms and sent security scurrying."

They're handing out nuclear tests like candy. I had one last month, but they would not answer my questions about what they were pumping into my body until I was through and ready to walk out the door.

Then the tech said, "By the way, don't pick up small children for awhile. YOU COULD INTERRUPT THEIR GROWTH CYCLES." When I got home, the cat took one look and ran under the bed for two days. I was so radioactive, he could see me glowing, apparently.

Then I looked it up online and discovered I had just received radiation equal to 500 dental x-rays.

Scary that security forces were unleashed by a fellow who had just had a nuke treadmill test. My advice, avoid them at all costs. And stay away from friends who've had them.

[Petruchio]

I like the test. When my nuts glow in the dark I don’t have to turn on the lights to pee at night.