Here’s a better idea Mikey, one you can carry out right away. Go over to a local photographer near you, strip down, and have him take hundreds of photos of you in the buff. Send the whole portfolio to Mayor Bloomberg with permission to use any or all of them for billboards, bus ads, store posters, soda cups, etc. to help his new “portion control” campaign with New Yorkers.
This way, you will help save lives more effectively than anything Bloomberg has thought of to date.
I can see the Portion Control ad campaign roll out (interesting choice of words) right now. Beneath each glorious photo of your quivering expanse of flesh would be the warning, “You don’t need Moore!”