[KeyLargo]

MY MEDICAL APPOINTMENT

You may want to review this prior to your next medical appointment.
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She said, “Before we start, I have to ask you a few questions.

She said, “Do you have any guns in the house?”...

http://www.altadenagroup.com/CSIA/post_details.asp?p_Id=11064

[rktman]

Response:
“When did you remove the kiddie porn from your work computer?”

I’m kinda thinkin’ the next time I need to go to the doc I’ll take a straight edge and a marker and cross out most of the hippa garbage and turn it back in and see it they’ll still see/treat me. Could be interesting.

[VeniVidiVici]

She said, “Do you have any guns in the house?”...

"Why, yes. Do you need one?"

[Daffynition]

This is EXCELLENT! Thanks for the find!

I recently commented on my GD’s experience with the pediatrician: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2995280/replies?c=36

Not quite as good as your composed piece. :)