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The Life saving new invention, Drone Alert(c). Comes with a sterling silver necklace to wear around your neck so you never go with out the security of knowing when you are about to become a "Domestic terrorist" target.
Drone Alert(c): "Run, It's a drone and it is coming for you."
Testimonials...'There I was all by myself when my Drone Alert(c)went off. Had I not been wearing my Drone Alert(c) I'd have never made it to my Prepper site.
Billy Bob T., Yuma, Az.
I was about to tee off at the 15th at Egypt Valley when my Drone Alert(c) went off. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. I dropped my cell phone in the TSA agent's cart that was playing thru. I have to say the visuals were quite stunning when that missile hit his cart at the dog leg. I ended up having to lay up and use a long Iron to reach the green in two because of the added hazard.
Thurston Howell, VII, Symrna, MI.