On the plus side, if the Zero’s are depending on their children to keep their secrets, I think we know how good teenagers are at keeping secrets.
Actually, they can be good at it.
Back in the day, I was friends with two women who were daughters of the 1%. They were trained to reflexively say:”I don’t talk about that.”
It is when they hit their 40’s and 50’s and their parents are in decline, that they _may_ be forthcoming with _some_ *secrets*. Mostly of the “I had a crappy childhood” variety, occasionally tidbits about the political and financial aspects of growing up in such a family. It gets to be pretty boring though when they go on and on about how they hate this or that relative.
That said, I do have fantasies of Malia or Sasha writing a tell-all one day. I probably won’t be around to read it, though.