I like when she said that she thought “liquor stores should stock MORE fruits and vegetables”. WHAT!!!!!
I have not been in a large number of liquor stores but I don’t recall seeing ANY fruits and vegetables in ANY of them!
Maybe limes and green olives but that’s about it.
A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."