In 2010 I stopped on Alligator Alley in FL to take a midnight pee. As I began I saw something about four feet away I thought was a retread tire blow out. It moved and I didn’t whiz for a week.
In better days, I was out looking at land up in the mountains of NC and took my folks along, it was a nice day and a nice drive. Some of the parcels were out in the country, really out there, nothing but farms and trees for miles around. My mother had an emergency, and had no choice but to ask us to look the other way while she answered the call of nature behind one of those trees.
We really weren’t as far out in the middle of nowhere as we thought, though. Turns out she more or less mooned passing traffic on the Blue Ridge Parkway, lol.
Oh man...been there done that. The scene from Apocalypse Now comes to mind (and I now live by it)...”Don’t ever get out of the boat!” I fill up and take a bathroom break in Miami or Naples (depending which way I go) and don’t stop anymore...too many things crawling around out there at night!!