Translation: "I'd explain in much greater detail why I was screwing you hicks."
Dear Public Official,
When I slept in the barn in Pennsylvania in the winter taking care of the livestock, where were you.
You know nothing about hard time. Please don’t break your remote control, you might panic.
Further disrespectful things might follow but I doubt you would understand.
When was the last time you threw a bale of hay on a wagon?
Yet another soft college liberal. The joke is they can’t get a job to pay the loan but I can grow my food.
Peace, baby.