[a fool in paradise]

So...answer whatever questions they ask with non-commital sentences like, "I just can't seem to recall."

Officer pulls over a driver and asks, "Have you had anything to drink tonight?"

"I just can't seem to recall."

The jury would hang you alive on that statement.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Have you had anything to drink tonight?"

Yes officer, I had 3 Diet Cokes.