Will the messiah even attend or will he still be in Hawaii on vacay as usual.
Qween Moochelle just touched down today from the islands.
What if they had an inauguration and nobody came?
At this point, even Michelle and the girls are not a sure bet to show up.
And Herself, the Cold and Joyless? Is she still too indisposed to venture outside for such a grueling ordeal?
Maybe Bronco Bama could just phone it in. Or send Biden to collect the award, like has been done on occasion at the Academy presentations.
The planners are making arrangements to line much of the route with large buses ~ that’s so you won’t get to see Obama’s limousine.
“Autopen” is planned to take the oath of office— on a Quran in arabic. Tougher job this time for Chief Justice Roberts.
Nah, that piece of sh** will be there.
Barry will be on vacation. They will be swearing in the acting POTUS... the auto-pen!