[muawiyah]

The old fashioned way is just to give the kid a knife and tell him to go cut his own switch.

That's apparently a problem Obamugabe faced as a chil' because his downtown Chicago mini-mansion doesn't have a single bush on the lot that can be cut to get a switch ~ BTW, that's a symptom of having had that treatment worked on your bottom

Not to hijack the thread, but Obama's mother sent him home from Indonesia pretty darned quick, so I'll guess that's what the stepdaddy was up to ~ ol'Soetaro ~ but maybe Grandpa was into the switch deal as well.

A much more sophisticated way is to simply keep a fly swatter around ~ hit a bug with it every now and then ~ never clean it. Tell the kid 'I'll get the fly swatter after you' ~ now that will work ~

[Jemian]

Probably not. Indonesians, as a general rule, don’t spank children. I bet the adopted dad ignored Barry. Nope, what got him sent away was being molested, my hypothesis, by the homosexual caretaker. Most gays were molested while growing up, but think it is love because they are neglected by their natural caretakers, i.e. mom and dad.

[xrmusn]

way is to simply keep a fly swatter around ~ hit a bug with it every now and then ~ never clean it. Tell the kid ‘I’ll get the fly swatter after you’ ~ now that will work ~
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That’ll work...must be the grandfather to
“The girls room mirrors in school always had smears wear the girls were ‘blotting’ their lipstick and everyone was getting ticked. The Janitor says “get a bunch of them in there and I will get it stopped”...girls were getting lectured about how hard it was to clean and unsanitary etc when the janitor came in with his bucket and squeegie. Said excuse me, went to the first stall, dipped the squeegie and proceed to wash the mirrors. Never had lipstick on them again.