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At .110 BAC he’s a piker compared to Chappaquiddick Ted who went through his entire adult life above .300 BAC

He's still burning off the alchohol in hell.

[rlmorel]

I think the Devil made sure Ted Kennedy got down there because they figured he could extend the thermal energy resources of Hell in four ways:

1.) Hot gas from the mouth

2.) Methane from the rear

3.) Alcohol in the blood

4.) Blubber for rendering

[VeniVidiVici]

(Kennedy is) still burning off the alchohol in hell.

Burning it off, hell. Satan's using Ted as a fuel source.