This is the future of America under the Communist in Chief.
I’ve already dropped my conservative credentials and have accepted “the one” as my dear leader. In addition to that I have joined the Democrat party and have accepted some leadership positions. The one I really want the most is to be nominated as my “block captain.”
That would give me power over the people living on my block and additional food to eat. The “power trip” would be wonderful.
We have already plowed up our front and back yard and as soon as spring comes we will be planting our community food plot there. As block captain I will be able to make all good communists that live on my block (and under my power) to have their food plots ready by then.
I am so happy to see America “move forward” and to see the “progressive” way forced upon those mean and hateful CAPITALISTS.
Now, under “Dear Leader” (his holiness...Obama) we will all finally be equal (even though some animals are more equal than others) and enjoy a communal life that benefits everyone.
I am closing my business because the income I need to earn to live a decent life can now be had by those who actually work and from their efforts, I can live an easy life as the local block captain.
“From each according to their ability to each according to their need.” What a wonderful life.
I can’t wait until 2016 when we can get rid of that piece of toilet paper Obama calls the Constitution and then “Dear Leader” will place himself in absolute power and we will live happily ever after..........that is.........if I get selected as my local block captain. If that does not happen I guess I will be in deep do-do.
/Sarc