[mplsconservative]

ALL your good hot sauces ‘burn on both ends’.

My dad's friend had an expression for the burn on the low end. "C'mon ice cream!"

[ladyjane]

When my uncle was in the hospital the man who shared his room had a cystoscopy and went into the lav to pee for the first time. From the lav he heard:

“!$#*!* G.D. HOT COALS AND RAZOR BLADES!!!!”