Yes, I think the moose and squirrel were on the guest list to her 4oth birthday party, the one she was celebrating in DC with friends and family this past weekend when this story broke.
I don’t know if the party was before or after her dissertation but Petraeus is counseling her over her dissertation. Everything is a-okay!
GEE! Look at this fellas! More flashy-shiny staged clues!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/13/article-2232159-160282BD000005DC-755_634x434.jpg
She’s looking sadly out her window as the media stalk her *frowny face* with her handy dandy framed Petraeus/Paula photo behind her on the wall.
Please don’t Boris with details of that party. This whole thing is Badenov already. ;^)