Oh, and, you misspelled “epitaph”...
“Oh, and, you misspelled epitaph...”
I would accept ‘Christian’ as both an epithet and an epitaph.
You might want to invest in a thesaurus however if you don’t know the difference, or be more careful if you do. Some people could and would construe that as a threat. I recognize your utter and absolute impotence however so no worries here.