HONOR STUDENTS PLEAD SELF DEFENSE
Today, in Philadelphia criminal court, defense lawyers explained that their clients, honor students at Martin Luther King, Middle School, were on the way to the bodega to buy Skittles when a crazed BMX rider tried to kill them.
“They should be applauded for their quick action” one lawyer said, “and for avoiding any injuries to the elderly folks navigating the sidewalk around their craps game.”
It is expected that the young heroes will be given counseling for the traumatic experience/