I love Big Gulps and I bought tons of toys and Happy Meals, so your beady little mind can’t tell me what to think. And my kids know how to backpack and shoot skeet. Guess what, you can’t lay a finger on me with your macho spiel. I have a football player son and the good coaches played smart, the dumb ones played tough. I have a son who boxed and did ROTC. My girl skates, plays field hockey and lacrosse. And they all ski and underwater dive. Oh, by the way, I like tennis and skiing and weigh 109, and am practically perfect in every way except one——————don’t suffer fools gladly.
Watch who you call Nanny, Gramps
So you draw your nanny State mind at only the sports you don’t like, right Practically Perfect Polyanna?
I know your type. Too well.