[Aria]

I look at Dana and think, “Peroxide, Botox, and why aren’t you ever in the leg chair?” She opens her mouth and I hear, “Blah, blah, blah.” She’s lucky, though, because I don’t immediately mute her like Rove, Beckel or Juan.

And what illustrious heights - like Press Secretary to the POTUS, have you achieved in your life? I'm sure she's so grateful that you don't mute her!

[Yossarian]

Dana Perino was part of the Bush Administration public relations team that did such a wonderful job defending our (just) leadership in the Iraq War, as well as other elements of conservatism.

She was so good at her job, that, after it ended, she was awarded the "Joseph Hazelwood Competency Prize". (Carly Fiorina MC'd the ceremony.)