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To: Steelfish; mickie; seenenuf; hoosiermama; flaglady47; seekthetruth
Why are liberal women and left-leaning independent women falling all over themselves to vote for Obama?

In my opinion, 25% of them look to Obama to be their father. They're insecure, not making as much money as they think they're worth, they have health worries, no one has ever asked for their hands in marriage, their dates are total busts......and here's Sugar Daddy Obama with the world's biggest stash of other peoples' money at his disposal.....and he's gonna re-distribute it to all his good little girls if they vote for him.....so they will do just that.

Another 25% look on Obama as a substitute for the bums they're married to. He's trim, and hubby has a huge, floppy spare tire. He runs up and down airplane stairs with a jaunty bounce, hubby is winded after the first 6 steps. Obama takes his family to exotic places, hubby thinks going to a Chicago Bears game after a tailgate hot dog in the stadium parking lot is a vacation. These women will vote en masse for Obama just to keep their dream alive that someday hubby will be just like the Won....the perfect, rich, energetic, successful mate.

Another 25% of the womens' vote will consist of liberal/unhappy/unhinged/frustrated ditzes who will vote for Obama because he's the perfect lover they dream of in their more naughty moments. He's so cool. No wonder he's called the black Frank Sinatra.....dooby doooby do, do do dee do ya......cool and sexy. While they don't throw their panties at him, they go to his rallies and cheer and marvel at his command, his good looks, his perfect hair and manicure, his white shirt open at the neck, his slim black pants, the nose up in the air.....and his coolness. Oh, to spend one night with him.....maybe even an autograph at a rally can be hoped for, maybe a handshake, that famous toothy grin, that haughty air, all that free love stuff......oh, oh, ooo, ooo, ahhhhhhhhhh......four more years of him, yes, yes, yes......oh, my gawd.....arghhhh.....mmm, mmm, mmm.

The final 25% of the women will vote for Obama because they still think they're voting for FDR......and like FDR, Obama will get the country out of the current depression and of course, he'll be a champion for lots more entitlements and freebies. Happy days will be here again, the skies above will be clear again, so let's sing a song of cheer again, happy days are here again.

Leni

20 posted on 09/19/2012 8:32:48 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: MinuteGal

Lesbians and viewers of the Ellen Degenerate show?
Single white women attracted to blacks?
Single white women attending colleges and high school graduates (the indoctrinated types)?
Single white women teachers belonging to unions?
Single white women trial lawyers?
Single white women waitresses?
Single white women on food stamps?
Single white women as victims of sexual harassment?
Single white women wanting taxpayer paid contraceptives? (Flukes)?
Ugly single white women?
Single white women temperamentally unsuited for marriage?


21 posted on 09/19/2012 8:49:03 PM PDT by Steelfish (ui)
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