I’ll have you know that I fought several attempts at conversion from faux conservatives on this site. All these trolls are just that — trolls designed to make us fight with one another. They positively freak out when you remind them what conservative principles are when it comes to religion. Attempts to persuade in a polite and non-coercive manner should be taken in the spirit in which it is done: as an expression of love and an attempt to enhance the recipient's chances of achieving Heaven. Even though you disagree.