4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN; torched by Wolf Blitzer
4:05 PM - Singing of "God D--- America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright: solo by Michele Obama
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama and the Taliban: led by Sen.Claire McCaskill
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' thesis led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a wealthy & successful career without ever having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Expense Travel Log" - by Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement,
and to George Soros for sparing no expense for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy .
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances: by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you A " Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Filmed Tribute to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - by Michael Moore and George Clooney
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Bitter Denunciation of Gun Owners and Bible readers: by Van Jones
10:30 PM - Ceremonial AmericanWaving of White Flag for IRAQ & Afghanistan: led by Chuck Schumer
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / "You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies"- Obama reprimands entire Delegation .
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich rally: led by California 9th Crcuit judges
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony, Black Caucus and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama Presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews.
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord, Master, and Savior
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing "Git It On, Iran!" led by Bruce Springsteen
3:00 AM - Biden re-Delivers 2008 Acceptance Speech. Proves his importance.
1,347 posted on 08/22/2012 7:02:04 AM PDT by Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
