LOL I love these...
Dangerfield gets into a taxi. He says, “Take me somewhere I can have some fun.” The cab pulls up in front of his house.
“Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. I figured that it wasn’t too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.”
“I came home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, “Why are you jogging in your underwear?” He says, “Because, you came home early”.