[TexasFreeper2009]

more like... America's greatest recent reader of other peoples words. And even that honorific had only a couple year shelf life.

Now his vaunted reading ability is just a joke. He always looks to me like he is watching a tennis match when he reads off his teleprompters.

[nascarnation]

I used to tabulate his number of head flips per minute.
I pretty much concluded that more flips = more stressed.
Anything over 17 was mucho nervous.