Comedian Sarah Silverman offers to ‘scissor’ Sheldon Adelson (Offers to Prostitute for Obama)

http://www.examiner.com/ ^

[jakerobins]

Comedian Sarah Silverman has made an “indecent proposal” to “scissor” Las Vegas billionaire Sheldon Adelson if he will donate his money to President Barack Obama and not Willard Mitt Romney. Sheldon Adelson, is listed in Forbes as the eighth wealthiest American.

[jakerobins]

"Pimp Daddy" Obama must need money badly. I can just imagine hime telling celeb's to get out their and make raise his money...or he will have to use his cane!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Well, that’s a twist on the registry idea, isn’t it?

Anyway, Adelson is rich enough to purchase the scissors of his choice; one that won’t cut and tell, so to speak.

[al baby]

She is so nasty not to bad to look at but nasty

[WKUHilltopper]

This is the best these sick pukes have to offer?

[humblegunner]

Examiner is a blog and you missed attributing the author David Phillips.

[Truth29]

Can we charge her with animal cruelty?

[Right Wing Assault]

Sweety, you aren’t worth $100 million. $5 in a bikini, maybe. But I bet your momma and daddy are real proud of you.

Maybe obama should rent himself out to the ‘gay’ community.

I’ll let him set the rate. I think Bawney Fwank is on the phone right now!

[Izzy Dunne]

Sarah Silverman then demonstrates the position with a small dog.

You'll do it with a small dog for free, but he's supposed to pay millions for it?

[jessduntno]

“She is so nasty not to bad to look at but nasty”

I’d file this under, “you’re not all that, lady.”

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Comedian Sarah Silverman offers to ‘scissor’ Sheldon Adelson

It's such a fine line between Promise and Threat, really.

[clintonh8r]

Bill Maher would do it, too....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I'm familiar with her humor but this is just plain stupid.
Even if one can buy the premise what could she offer a Vegas billionaire the he couldn't find there?

No wonder Jimmy Kimmel dumped her.

[ConservativeStatement]

Has Laz checked in?

[Ann Archy]

Comedienne???? REALLY.....I have NEVER heard a funny thing out of her potty mouth. She is a disgusting sl@t.

[ari-freedom]

ewwwwww

[Lonely Bull]

Comedian Sarah Silverman has made an “indecent proposal” to “scissor” Las Vegas billionaire Sheldon Adelson if he will donate his money to President Barack Obama and not Willard Mitt Romney.

*shudder* Now, that is an excellent way to ensure that Adelson will never donate his money to Obama.

[null and void]

Scissor?

[al baby]

he texted me he said get honor and stay honor

[Iron Munro]

Sluts "Я" Us

[muawiyah]

Just to compare nasty lady comics Margaret Cho has some funny stuff, but I’ve never heard this Silverman gal say anything worth saying ~ and certainly nothing funny.

[TheRhinelander]

She’s the definition of talentless hack.

[oldbrowser]

If she could turn tricks for 100 million per throw why would she be clowning on the Las Vegas stage?

[nascarnation]

another Jewish girl with no ta-tas?

what’s up with that?

[al baby]

goggle it with safe search off

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

She's like a teenage girl who says stupid things that others laugh at because they're afraid she might go nutso on them.

She even played a nut in serious roles on Monk and Stargate SG-1.

[hosepipe]

Get Aids from Silverman is not a good idea.. maybe crabs too..

[Ann Archy]

Pretty bad when you aren’t as funny as Margaret Cho!! Whata FREAKazoid!

[DAC21]

“But I bet your momma and daddy are real proud of you”

She is Jewish, obviously her Parents are as well, I wouldn’t bet on it.

[socal_parrot]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scissor

[Bernard Marx]

She is a disgusting sl@t.

I'd preface sl@t with "evil." She's the complete opposite of her claim to be a "nice girl."

[Fred]

Poor Sarah, looks like her so called comedy act is too feeble for the Venetian in Vegas.

[Triple]

I don’t care for her politics, but her “Matt Damon” video was priceless.

[x]

Calling somebody a "slut" doesn't really get at the real problem. It's just so much noise.

If she were just a slut, so what? Sarah Silverman's an exhibitionist and a narcissist. People like that are a lot worse.

[x]

It's such a fine line between Promise and Threat, really.

That is actually pretty funny!

[montag813]

She is Jewish, obviously her Parents are as well, I wouldn’t bet on it.

She is not "Jewish". She is a Jew-In-Name-Only (JINO). She does not observe a single page of the Torah, yet every 4 years here she is laying claim to the Jewish vote. She is a disgusting creep.

[Iron Munro]

If she were just a slut, so what? Sarah Silverman's an exhibitionist and a narcissist. People like that are a lot worse.

Yes she is.

Just another Leftist Piglet.

[RichInOC]

Sarah, sweetie, on any given day, I guarantee Sheldon Adelson can find female guests at his casinos who (a) are hotter than you and (b) would have actual sex with him. So why does he need you?

[Secret Agent Man]

Adelson sure dodged a bullet. A liberal vagina is the last thing you want to have touch anything on ya.

[RichInOC]

Oh, yeah, and you’re “a nice girl”? Not by my dear departed dad’s definition, which was, and I quote:

Bad girls won’t let you do it.

Good girls will let you do it.

Nice girls will help you do it.

[Secret Agent Man]

Yup, all those girls posing with their yippie dogs, that’s the thing a guy wants to see in a future potential mate.

[Secret Agent Man]

Cho has funny stuff?

I must have missed her that day.

[twister881]

A dead giveaway about her sexual choice...scissoring is lesbian activity.

[muawiyah]

Her "funny little East Asian woman" routine is truly hilarious.

No, they don't have all the muscles you need to show emotion ~ hard people to play poker with Fur Shur ~ but Margaret is a laugh riot.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Isn’t she the skank who told Jewish twenty-somethings to guilt their Florida grandparents into voting for Barack Obama in 2008?

[twister881]

Ewwww, Bill Maher with a ****. No wait, they both have a ****, and they both are ****s.

[absalom01]

I’ll stick with just plain nasty. Looks like a tweaker. But I insult tweakers with the comparison.

[old school]

Who knew?!

[jmaroneps37]

Liberals are so often like farm animals.

[freekitty]

This woman does not have a brain or good feeling in her body.