Wow. You really dislike someone making the comment that you said something stupid. Most people just say, “yeah, I misspoke,” or “yeah, I really meant something a little different.” But you are in full internet rage.
If by "full internet rage," you actually mean "laughing hysterically (and incredulously), anew, at each and every new failed burbling you've contributed to your own public humiliation, herein"... then: guilty, absolutely.
Seriously. All you're lacking, at this point, are the wide, floppy orange shoes.