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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
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To: Monkey Face

Sometimes bad feelings creep up, so it helps to have a computer to pull up Tom Selleck pictures, or many episodes of “Magnum” on DVD.

Sally and her friends are making a purple cake.


221 posted on 07/04/2012 1:00:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick

A Red-White-and-Blue cake? Colors are alive!

Tom Selleck can’t be featured without Sam Elliot...


222 posted on 07/04/2012 1:23:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void

Sam Elliot is well worth a gaze. He and Tom Selleck are the ideal Sackett brothers.

Purple cake. I gave them all the food dye from when Tom did the Marine Corps emblem in colored icing. Vlad wanted a piece of corn, so I’m doing the microwave-in-the-husk like in the video nully put up yesterday.


223 posted on 07/04/2012 1:26:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; null and void

WIN! The corn turned out perfect, just like in the video, in 3-1/2 minutes. I used a shorter time because our microwave is high-powered and usually has food ready faster than the listed time.

But Vlad says it’s too hot to eat immediately ;-).


224 posted on 07/04/2012 1:30:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick
Ma'am


225 posted on 07/04/2012 1:32:29 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1260 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: null and void; Monkey Face

Sir! Amazing!

Vlad is happy. Pat is mumbling about how perfect the corn looks, and at another time he might attempt the phenomenon under his own power, because he knows how microwaves work, but at the moment he simply doesn’t feel like consuming a fruit or vegetable product.

Pat’s a nutball. He can have purple cake with psychedelic frosting when Sally and friends get it done.


226 posted on 07/04/2012 1:37:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick

Off to bed...not a good day.


227 posted on 07/04/2012 1:55:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m sorry. I hope you have a good night and tomorrow is better. You should get a Happy in the mail tomorrow.


228 posted on 07/04/2012 2:21:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick

There’s supposed to be storms tonight here. Piper will be concerned for everyone’s safety again.


229 posted on 07/04/2012 3:53:13 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

Ash will be concerned for her safety. She’s a highly bred, self-involved pet.

What’s your address, anyway?


230 posted on 07/04/2012 3:55:30 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Monkey Face

You’re welcome Sis!

Love and hugs!


231 posted on 07/04/2012 6:16:21 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: null and void

“he attacked one of the nurses on the scene...” I can bring it. Fighting off 90 yr old ex-marine geezers at work gives a gal lots of strength.


232 posted on 07/04/2012 6:22:26 PM PDT by cyborg (All grannies, All the time.)
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To: cyborg

Yo, long time since you’ve been by. I have a pink baby. How are you?


233 posted on 07/04/2012 6:34:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Tax-chick

Flattery will get you........................
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NO WHERE!!!!!!!!!


234 posted on 07/04/2012 6:36:28 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Gabz

Ay, not even a drink?


235 posted on 07/04/2012 6:37:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

NEVER a possibility of an overdose of Tom Selleck.


236 posted on 07/04/2012 6:39:09 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Gabz

I agree.


237 posted on 07/04/2012 6:45:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: cyborg
And at long last, cyborg has returned to what remains of the Undead Thread.

Still no jjfate.

Love, presumably, unrequited.

238 posted on 07/04/2012 7:02:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; cyborg

Ne zot, those were the days.


239 posted on 07/04/2012 7:18:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Gabz; Monkey Face
I now have a ear worm so I thought I would pass it along.

sci fi fantasy Doctor Who - Soft Dalek
see more Set Phasers To Lol

240 posted on 07/04/2012 8:44:49 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.)
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