[vacuumbob]

I really wanted ribs, but have leftovers.
CARP! I’ll get over it.

[Fudd Fan]

He's here… he's here!
Now… broadcasting from the underground command post...
Deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker...
Somewhere under the brick and steel of a nondescript building,
we have once again made contact with our leader---
MARK LEVIN!!!!!

Thanks to Levinite and FReeper cleveland gop for transcription

[advertising guy]

Wal Mart sells bundled bottles of water ( 35 bottles)
for $3.35 plus the governor

so I’m jazzed cause “look at me I’m drinkin water” and all of em

last nite late I noticed the water comes from Phoenix rivers and is distilled

crap.