How about you let us raise our children.
I’ve got 8 kids and a wife with big ass smile on her face.
Seems all the equipment works fine.
It would of worked better if your parents kept your penis in its original condition. Without the foreskin, the head of the penis rubs against your clothing your entire life, desinsitizing it. There is a reason the tip of your penis comes with it’s own built in protcetive cover.