GIve me a microphone in front of a committee ~ I'd love to rant and rave about sniveling GOP-e cowards, filthy Democrats, snorkminded Islamofascists, and a whole panoply of yet other types who engage in retromingent behavior, turf battles, moppery, aggravated moppery, and disgusting body types.
Sign me up too, Sister.
I want a hearing on why my nutsack gets all hot and sweaty here in Vegas. Seems like we could blame Global Warming and ask for a grant to research the possibility of an in-the-underwear nut cooler.
Should be at least $10m to get it started.
Nice list. I think the only thing you left out was “buggery on the high seas.”