[lonevoice]

Instead, the couples could sign up for all the wedding registries using the White House as the shipping address and U.R. Toast as the name of the betrothed. Tell everyone they want a toaster for their wedding gift. Thousands of toasters sent to U.R. Toast at the White House over the next 4 months. Obozo would probably just sell them all on Craig’s List and buy some choom.

[Pride in the USA]

“Instead, the couples could sign up for all the wedding registries using the White House as the shipping address and U.R. Toast as the name of the betrothed. Tell everyone they want a toaster for their wedding gift. Thousands of toasters sent to U.R. Toast at the White House over the next 4 months.”

Actually, this is a great idea!

[castlebrew]

"Instead, the couples could sign up for all the wedding registries using the White House as the shipping address and U.R. Toast as the name of the betrothed. Tell everyone they want a toaster for their wedding gift."

Maybe something along these lines (advance apologies for the size, tried to hardcode the resize...):