XXX: You are standing at the end of a road before a small bank building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.
You: Withdrawal
XXX: You are in a valley in the forest beside a stream tumbling along a rocky bed.
You: Withdrawal!
XXX: At your feet all the water of the stream splashes into a 2-inch slit in the rock. Downstream the streambed is bare rock.
You: Withdrawal
XXX: Your money won’t fit through a two-inch slit!
You: Close ACCOUNT!
XXX: You can’t go that way.
You were right “can’t go that way”..
I checked this AM - still open. Finally made live contact and NOW they will close.. BOA is great place to do business..