Imagine the liberal heads that would explode if Issa hired Ken Starr as counsel.
Especially if Starr promptly indicted Holder in Arizona, so that Holder couldn't get an all-black, automatic 12-votes-innocent jury. Which is what Bill Clinton counted on (and was laughing at Ken Starr about), esp. when he granted corrupt pardons and took Chinese reptile money for the '96 campaign. Which was why he took that groveling, debasing "apology tour" of Africa: Didn't have a damn thing to do with Africa, but to sucking up to the black DC jury pool.