[Norm Lenhart]

1: Have 2 Rangers return defendant to cell.
2: Shave him.
3: Return him to court room.
4: Explain the multiple contusions to the judge as follows...
“He cut himself shaving your Honor”.
5: Continue the trial.

Simple.

[Covenantor]

A flick of the old Bic and a firehose. Problem solved in 15 seconds.

[soycd]

1. Remove facial hair with vise grips.
2. Add skin irritant.
3. Resume trial.