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To: SJackson

Fighting for truth, justice and the Zionist Way.

Faster than a speeding intafada rock, more powerful than a bomb belt, and able to leap the dome on the rock in a single bound.

My only question is did his mohel have some type of kryptonite knife?

17 posted on 06/12/2012 7:28:34 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: KarlInOhio

Uberman: I am.. Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and I fight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision!

Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes?

Uberman: Ya! And through his, too. [ points at Jimmy Olstein ] He's a Jew!

Jimmy Olstein: No! No, it's not true! My parents were just very advanced in hygeine, that's all..!

Hitler: Silence! Guard, take this Jew away!

Uberman: No need! I'll drop him off at the camp on my vay to the Eastern front!

[ Uberman grabs Jimmy Olstein and flies out the window ]

Hitler: What an amazing stroke of luck. We might win this whole war!

[ cut to footage of troops marching - newspaper headline reads: "Uberman Takes Stalingrad in 5 Minutes"; second headline reads: "Uberman Rounds Up 2 Million Jews"; third headline reads: "Uberman Kills Every Person in England, U.S. Next" ]

19 posted on 06/12/2012 7:50:04 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: KarlInOhio
Pocket cutting torch? He is the Man of Steel.
23 posted on 06/12/2012 8:22:52 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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