[berdie]

I like the lobotomy idea!!

But maybe before they load up their U Hauls, we could remind them how hot is in Texas.

And the excessive bug population.

And snakes...lots of snakes.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Don’t forget hurricanes. As was evidenced in NOLA in 2005, government dependents don’t fare well in hurricanes, so maybe they should stay in Kalifornia, Murderland, etc.

[Terry Mross]

And alligator gar! And lots of killer bees! They’re everywhere, I tell ya’!