[Graybeard58]

(And Prince Phillip is a colorful old crackpot, like some of my great-uncles, if they were European royalty instead of Missouri farmers.)

That's my allotted smile for the day!

(If we had some ham, we'd have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.)

[Tax-chick]

(If we had some ham, we'd have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.)

Indeed. And if we were burning our fence palings to boil kudzu soup, we'd get nasty-grams from the homeowners association saying they'll fine us if we don't stop it.

I think Elizabeth and Philip would eat kudzu soup in the Carolinas, if it was that or nothing. Realistic people.