I have a friend who converted to Judaism after her family had been Catholic for generations and hundreds of years.
They traced her lineage and she was able to convert in some short hand method instead of doing the whole Shiksa to JAP thing.
She tells the Joke:
“When I was Catholic I had fake jewelry and real orgasms.
Now I have fake orgasms and real jewelry”.
Who knew?(shrugs shoulders, makes neck disappear)
ROFLMAO. God, that's funny.