[steve86]

I have heard every song thanks to my future bride (a 42 y.o. woman).

What is a 19 year old who lives in his parents' basement doing marrying a 42 yo woman?

[waterhill]

Cop another feel, mortarforker! I got your balls plus 8. She has 6 months on me, thats all....

I might be your daddy forker! I used to fork moose cows...