* Polyamory
* Bestiality (but only if the animal “consents”)
* Adults marrying their brothers, sisters, sons and daughters
* Progressively lowering the age of consent
* Men marrying life-size anime pillows
* Bronys marrying their My Little Pony dolls
* This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpZkf7_ZjsY
Courses about how normal and wonderful all these “lifestyles” are will be required in the public schools so that people engaged in them will not feel bad or be subject to bullying. (And if you object then you are guilty of spreading “hate.”)
But only in Ark. Ala. and Miss. lol!