DRILL DRILL SARGENT: "OK, ladies drop down and give me 5."
You've been on this forum since 1998 and can't spell the word "Sergeant?"
Not to worry. Just looked at the contract I signed with Jim Rob in '98 to become a FReeper and it says as follows: "All FReepers shall ensure they spell all words correctly. The only exception shall be jmax, who can, at any time, spell 'sergeant' anyway he wants. * The reason is jmax is a dummy and grammar school dropout who couldn't spell shitt correctly if he wanted to.
(signed)
Jim Robinson,
Free Republic CHEEF
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* Besides that, what did Pvt Jones say to John Wayne when the enemy was about to over run their position? He said: "Got any toilet paper, SARGE ? I just crapped in my pants". N-O-T "Got any toilet paper, SERGE ? I just crapped in my pants".
(To which John Wayne answered, by the way....."Don't sweat it, Pvt, I survived a lot of Indian fights down in TAXES and took a few arrows, but always survived.")