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A liberal is someone with their head stuck so far up their ass that they need a feeding tube to eat normally.

A liberal is someone with their head stuck so far up their ass that they have to open their mouth to see.

I think we're on to something here. Next!

A liberal is someone with their head stuck so far up their ass that they ________.

[TigersEye]

A liberal is someone with their head stuck so far up their ass that they
can perform a self-tonsillectomy with their incisors.

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