To: ColdOne
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid that is. I mean Dehydrated stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. It is trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
16 posted on
05/06/2012 9:47:00 AM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Chode
Maybe it was that super-full Moon? /sarc.
20 posted on
05/06/2012 9:52:21 AM PDT by
Radagast the Fool
("Be Brave! Be Brave! Be Brave!" -"War Horse")
To: Chode
21 posted on
05/06/2012 9:55:35 AM PDT by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
To: Chode
WOW!
Awesome post, my friend. Can I copy and laminate it so when somebody does something really, breath-taking away stupid, I can read your post to them?
Kind of like reading Miranda Rights....
47 posted on
05/06/2012 11:55:28 AM PDT by
hummingbird
(I am Breitbart.)
To: Chode
We could start measuring “the stupidity” in electron volts, like gamma radiation.
56 posted on
05/06/2012 1:00:29 PM PDT by
Prospero
To: Chode
Best rant of the week! I’m going to print this out and laminate it and carry it in my wallet for occasions when I run into people as stupid as that chick lawyer.
82 posted on
05/06/2012 6:08:23 PM PDT by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
To: Chode
Hail to the best post of the decade!
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