OK, so its a slow news day.
In addition, after all the heavy sheet we have all been discussing of late, a little levity is called for to lighten the mood of all who are down/depressed over the prospects of having to vote for Mittens or worse, face the prospects of another 4 years under the FASCIST, Neo-Commie, Dear Leader.
Moreover, Freepers being the masters of the double entendre, this story will be fodder for those who wish to pull out (no pun intended) their better lines.
Oh, and of course, their is the obligatory pic which in and of itself (what a bow wow) is what convinced me to post this, as I pondered who would possibly pay ($150) to have sex with her? Laz? Secret Service Agents? lol
And this is the business card she was handing out:
Have at it!
